God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock