Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for