A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Why do people hate Jews? Or, restated as a Jew Why do they hate us? Let’s answer that question with a… Who are we?

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle