Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious