No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it