Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…