Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
