Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…