A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked