American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us