The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…