I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall