I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence