No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs