A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
