Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished