When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough