You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…