I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
