God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…