Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself