People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…
There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
