Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
