The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
