My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

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Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

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There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

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When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

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I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure