I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both