I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction