The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…