Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
