Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions