The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
