Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put