In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled