The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
