When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that