You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire