Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…