As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD