In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation