The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number