A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking