The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
