Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
