It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
We disparage lip service But it is the first step Towards actual service Because self-service is our unspok… What starts as lip service and liv…
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
