Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy