I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come