They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

My ambivalence was born When those I depended on for prot… Wielded protection as a threat Whenever I became a threat Nothing threatens God

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret