Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type