I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so