I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap