I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Never Win Anything

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…