Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
