You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
