The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people