In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
If you Buy it You might Like it
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
