When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give