People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
