Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
