A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone