The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
