When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…