As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…