Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game