The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Let there be light blight and hindsight

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Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about