History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice