Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for