I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices: