You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
